• friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped


  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you


phoenix-feathers:

g effin poy





pr-ecious:

HAHAHHHAAHA SOOOO CUTE IM DYING





Just one of them nights.
In one of them moods.
Thinking of that person, yet knowing I’ve got no chance.
Going to bed me.



Ask me personal, sexual, bold, awkward, embarassing, and fucked up questions.

(Source: unstoppableaddiction)



kimlundgren:

LOVE





canibeinbetweenthemlegs:

If only the nooney wasn’t hairy